THE GREETING TO ALL GUESTS:
GREETINGS TO OUR GUESTS AND WELCOME TO URIEL UNIVERSITY GARDENS.
We are glad you wish to be a guest here in the Garden
We hope you have come to seek Engelblau, the listening angel who has much to teach the denizens of earth.
THE FRONT GATE: All guests should enter through the front gate, where you may avail yourselves of our glossary and if you wish place ourself under the protection of our lady of Guadalupe.
In an age of high anxiety, her words to Juan Diego comfort us all:
"let nothing disturb you. Am I not here who am your mother?"
FORMAL REGISTRATION. There is no need to register to use the materials as you may.
However that may be, in order to enter the university in a formal fashion, and be registered in order to be eligible for a conferred degree (this is the language used by the Federal Government, see here for example) you will need to go through a regular application process which conforms to governmental standards.
TOUR OF THE GARDEN.Prior to this process however, all guests should take a tour of the garden with the green man, to foster a relationship of love and humility in our community, rather than competition and self-promotion which tends to obscure the objects of education.
THE FIRST TASK OF APPLICANTS AND GUESTS. Your first task therefore, is to discover who the green man is, and how one might make his acquaintance in order to heal the earth from neglect and mistreatment and restore her to the picture of health with our educational process.
The stumbling rock is the foundation stone.lets defund the devil who is the true destroyer
If we give him no purchase he will stumble and fall.
TAKING A TOUR: When you know who the green man is, Gemmy will give you a guest pass to tour the grounds, and spend time in the garden.
This visit should awaken our consciences to the reality that we all share this common garden, and that any barriers between us are not natural in the literal sense of that word, but artificial.
Indeed we were only barred from paradise itself due to jealousy and deceit, according to the ancient tale of Genesis.
and VISITING FOR A VACATION WITH A VISITORS VISA. If you enjoy that you may return for a festival, and view the valanga di vita volcano, which is a display of the moving power of fire, the origin of Uriel University.
Of course, viewing a volcano is a fascinating yet dangerous adventure.
In the case of the Valanga di Vita, the volcano often scandalizes and frightens visitors.
This is why unaccom panied visits are not permitted, all visitors are accompanied by the guide.
While visiting, you may see the various areas of our program, including:
PINOCCHIO PRIMARY SCHOOL. All of us are Pinocchio needing Geppeto and Grillo and Godmother.
MIDDLE EARTH MIDDLE SCHOOL. All of us are also Pippin, needing Gandalf and Galadriel.
HOLYWOOD HIGH SCHOOL.(could be Frassati Dante Henry David Lanciano Heiligegeist high lol etc) All of us are also Pier Giorgio needing Girolamo and Guzman and Guadalupe.
Our three research colleges are:
GAIA COLLEGE of gaia research, ENGELBLAU COLLEGE of eucatastrophe research and BOLOGNA COLLEGE of phenomenology
. AND THE GRADUATE PROGRAMS OF URIEL.
At the end of your visit be sure to have your visa exit stamped as a record of your visit, so that you may take the next step and apply if you so choose.
We are going to try to reinstitute movie recommendations and for now we recommend an overlooked comedy classic CLUB PARADISE about a disenchanted fireman who uses an insurance settlement to buy a tiki disco jaaaa
Cedar crew has recommended hoop dreams, which we have not seen yet. Actually we have not heard of it in fact.
G is the mark of the bodyguard:
GOVERMENT OF GIUSTIZIA AND GARDENERS.
And the government will be upon Gesu's Shoulders.
Upon careful consideration, it is going to take a few tries to be ready for approval as a school.
In other words we are not going to be ready this year.
that said, In explicit compliance with schedule B of IRS form 1023, Uriel University project states that we have no discriminatory policy because we dont even ask what kind of race or gender anyone is.
Furthermore, all guadalupe gardens imperial residence green card applicants have to swear an oath to treat all people equally.
Anyone suspected of violating this oath will be required to perform the song "Club Paradise" by Jimmy Cliff in front of the Board of trustees.(including the refrain, happy happy paradise.)
Often it is the bureaucracy itself which keeps poor people from education: the daunting,confusing, illogical and exhausting task of forms and rules puts us poor people at risk of losing our minds.
But the rules say we have to have regularly enrolled students and qualified faculty so please consider enrolling yourself hopefully giving only a first name and course enrolled in.
The courses start three times a year, so that's "regularly scheduled classes" checked off.
faculty will qualify by taking our faculty entrance exams. Check.
Faculty questions: whats' your favorite fruit, movie, book and why? If you could go anywhere in the world free where would you go and why? Do you believe in God, if so, why, if not why not?
What is the most efficacious way of restoring Savonarola and Uriel to the canon of saints?
Support your position, using arguments from Pope Zachary as well as from Carmine Alvino.
what are you doing to heal the earth right now?
why do you want to be a teacher? THe faculty should be able to answer these questions to their own satisfaction as well as the general satisfaction of the board.
green card oath for permanent residence in the valangaverse: I swear to love and to tend the garden of the Lord God and all its inhabitants, and to consider the lives of all as equally valuable to my own, and if I believe in God, to love him with all my heart and with all my mind and with all my strength.
this is not just a gane since the green card was the result of ww2 which hapened because we ignored the virgin of fatima.
Notice how Professor Arsdale constantly says Wellesley, to promote the brand, and satsify the trustees of the endowment who according to various studies are "increasingly forced to compete globally".
The great thing about our brand is every time we say URIEL or ENGELBLAU we are promoting the wisdom of the angels, the unfallen intellectual perfection they never forfeited to darkness... which they wish to much to share with us...and how glad are they going to be? What kind of favor will they bestow upon the project in return for such honor? Is this not cause to shout for joy?
What does July 1st have to do with the Valanga di Vita?
A LOT which we can't get into at the moment. Let's just say the church of padre Pio was consecrated on that day and its also the feast of Junipero Serra and also the fiscal year of universities starts on that day.
What does Uriel Have to do with Eden?
Pope Zachary suppressed the cult of Uriel in the Latin Rite in 745, but the Greek Rite believes he is hte angel with the fiery sword who guards the gate to paradise.
OR DID, since Jesus was crucified the eastern Orthodox belief is that Uriel no longer wields the fiery sword.
ALso, the Ethiopian church which is one of the oldest churches in existence, has a great devotion to Uriel.
Because of skirmishes within the church, much of this unifying lore was lost.
It has also been posited that the fire of Love and the Fire of hell are the same thing: simply the blazing being of the Love-God, which incinerates all non being.
THIS IS GREAT. GAIA FOR THE WHOLE GAIA HYPOTHESIS THING, (TELEOLOGY SUCH A GREAT WORD) ENGELBLAU FOR GEMMY AND THEN BOLOGNA FOR BS THEORY AND PHENOMENOLOGY WHICH FITS CUZ DONT WE CALL BS BOLOGNA?
THEY WANT ACADEME LET'S LITERALLY THROW THE BOOKS AT THEM, GIUSTO? Let's bring it, for real.LOL
A PEDAGOGICAL PASSPORT TO OUR LONG LOST GARDEN PARADISE
IF THE TRUTH IS SO SPLENDID, WHY IS IT SIMULTANEOUSLY SO SCANDALOUS?