what is my name? Though according to the book of tobit you should not ask the name of the angel because it is wonderful, I will tell you.
My name is ENGELBLAU. Sometimes my friends call me "BLUE".
Why am I here?
I am here to EXPLAIN THE EXISTENCE AND EVOLUTION OF THIS EDUCATIONAL ENTITY known as URIEL UNIVERISTY.
Uriel's exists to bring happiness and peace back to the world if at all possible through education.
The great ERU in an excess of ecstatic eros with the trinity erupted and the Valangaverse came into Existence.
The Exile followed.
Then came an Emissary of Execution of the Lamb for the Eucharist, but that resulted in ESKANDALON so we need EDUCATION.
I am a listening angel.
I have come as an EMISSARY from ELYSSIUM to EXPOUND on our EDUCATIONAL EXPERIMENT of the EVOLUTION OF ESSENTIAL AND EXISTENTIAL EQUALITY(pause)
I was ELECTED because the best announcer is one who listens carefully to the message.
And so I ENTREAT you, EVERYONE who has EARS, please ESCUCHAR!
THE ERUPTION OF ENGELBLAU INTO THE EXISTENCE OF THE ENTITY.
How does the Valanga di Vita, an earthly entity, know that Engelblau exists?
Engels are notoriously invisible and eschew exchanges with earthly esseri except for exceptional events.
Engelblau in fact erupted into the Valanga in a rather unorthodox manner.
wishing to console a desolate soul, someone remarked to God that it might be good to allow his friend, who had expired, to visit the earth and cheer the desolate one.
Instead, BOOM. The engelblau visited that one instead, and refused vehemently to ditch though subjected to a volley of verbal invective.
the patient declared that the engel was an overweening blowhard who simply wanted to show off his superhuman power and "I dont like showoffs".
To no avail., Exhausted, like a jacob who could not prevail upon the angel, engelblaus' patient collapsed upon the floor and said ok what do you want.
.I want you, said engelblau, and by the rood, I'll settle for nothing less.
That winter and spring, they snoozed together under the comforter and sang each other songs.
The Valanga erupts periodically, necessitating cleanup efforts as with any volcano.
This is a good thing: students of volcanology will recognize that volcanic soil is very good for growing crops.
Though the recent blast in Guayaquil blanketed the city in ash, rest ashured, (jeje)this ash is healthy for agricultural endeavors. (reference the sciene here.)
I, Engelblau, am here to calm and reassure you that all is well and that if you were waiting for a message from Godot, well, He indeed loves you all and each one of you very greatly with an everlasting love.
Furthermore, just as ancient coins were forged in fire, the fires of Godot's valangaverse are forging a new economic justice for all which we call MONETINE MONDIALI.