Honored guests, please know the proper manner to enter the university. Before you sit for the entrance exams, --for which both faculty and students must sit, and which are intended to assess your ability to listen to others and to your own heart in addition to traditional academic areas--we graciously request your attendance at certain events, including a guest tour and a valanga visit. STEP ONE: If you have not entered by the front gate, please do so now in the menu so that our gatekeeper, the Green Man, may escort you through the grounds. From there, you come here and get a guest pass from Gemmy. This is to make sure that everyone who is in the garden loves the garden. Then, proceed to the Volcano, the valangaverse, the Verdure and the University. STEP TWO: If you enjoy being our guest for a day, you can apply for a valanga visa, which we will stamp in your world passport (see Garry Davis), Paradise passport (see Engelblaus Paradise Customs Enforcement Garden Green Card Program) or other similar document and participate in a "vacation visit" rude royal regatta, marathon madness, soccer siestas, frassati festivals, pizza parties, cinema steez, dionisio dances, or some other fun you may concoct for your group. This is the kind of experience that tells you whether you really want to attend Uriels and be part of our experiment of joy and blessedness. STEP THREE. Exams,essays, transcripts, etc etc. People often try to tidy up in a rush when guests are coming, but this website is not something that can be tidied in a rush. Be assured in the meanwhile that while we place a premium on love, nonetheless our academic standards are among the highest. FAQs: how do you register to attend the university? ETC ETC ETC If you are interested in teaching here, please acquaint yourself with our mission, areas of research, garden card policies, educational philosophy,and with the draft faculty exam on the academics page. Student exams will be linked shortly. THE LIGHTHOUSE ON THIS PAGE IS A RENDITION OF THE ANCIENT FARO OF ALEXANDRIA IN EGYPT IT IS HOMAGE TO WHAT EDUCATION TRIES TO DO WITH THE VITALITY OF THE VOLCANO,
THAT IS, TURN IT INTO HOPE, A BEACON OF HOPE. THE U ON THIS PAGE IS AN HOMAGE TO THE HORSES OF ETTORE BUGATTI, TO IRON FORGED IN FIRE, AND TO BENSONHURST GRADUATION BECAUSE SOMEHOW WE ALL DESERVE A DIPLOMA FROM DIONISIO AS WELL AS FROM DAMIAN. WE JUST DO.